Salt Made of Tears of Envy little monsters Write your letter to Nettle

Write your letter to Nettle

a specially commissioned poem exclusive to Hoxton Street Monster Supplies and suitable for readers 7+

and is by far the safest way to experience the peculiar pleasure of human laughter

Just a few drops will add a sophisticated depth - and a hint of charred remains - to stocks

improvement or prosperity

Salt Made of Tears of Envy little monsters Write your letter to NettleThis delicate and delectable salt is made from tears of pure envy. With a delicious celery flavour, it's quite perfect in a Bloody Mary. And not bad in other long deceased royalty either. Combines centuries old craft with the freshest human tears which are gently boiled, released into shallow crystallisation tanks, then harvested by hand and finally rinsed in brine. Developed in collaboration with Studio Weave and expert tear harvesters Halen Mon.