Sansevieria Moonshine | Snake Plant (M) Pot:None Snakes throw hissy fits

Snakes throw hissy fits

Her big jagged and brightly painted leaves are stunning

No problem

yes she enjoys visits to the salon for a new look

or that kid in school that one time his crush caught him doing the Spock Hand Sign (cue sad trombone sound effect)

Sansevieria Moonshine | Snake Plant (M) Pot:None Snakes throw hissy fitsThe Sansevieria Moonshine is also known as the snake plant. To be honest, we don't get it. Snakes can't stand up, while Luna can. Snakes throw hissy fits, and Luna is as chill as a cucumber. Snakes crawl, and Luna doesn't crawl. Snakes always show up on planes, and Luna hates planes. All slithering aside, the snake plant is also called a 'mother in law's tongue' because of how sharp the tips of their leaves are. Get it? Get it?! Anyway, this African